The Humor Page
The least profitable jobs in the world:
- Bible salesman in Iran.
- Pig farmer in Israel.
- Condom salesman in Utah.
How do the police inform an illiterate deaf person of his
Miranda rights?
If Hong Kong became a monarchy would the ruler be called
King Kong?
I'm not old, I'm chronically disadvantaged.
A man in Jolly Auld England operated a public scale in a rural
area where the principal crop was the herb, thyme. Farmers for
miles around would bring in wagonloads of thyme to be weighed.
This created something of a problem, since the scales had to be
cleaned of the loose thyme leaves and plants after each use.
Finally, the man decided he must insist that the farmers tie their
thyme into neat bundles before weighing. So he erected a sign
that read: "Thyme untied weighed for no man".
The moral?
You just read it.
They say puns are the lowest form of humor. That may be, but
I love 'em. Here's one I wrote years ago for the Baton Rouge
Advocate:
